Funny one liner jokes and short inspirational thoughts.

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A closed mind is a good thing to lose. A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood. (Chinese proverb) A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I. One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said "Professor your 44.."  The Professor said "you're absolutely correct, but tell me how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?"  The student said. "You see professor I have a brother, he's 22 and he's half nuts." A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done. A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth. (Sir John A. MacDonald) A computer beat me at chess once.  But, it was no match for me at kick boxing. A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can't do anything but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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~ No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry ~ ~ He who angers you conquers you. ~ ~ Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package ~ ~ Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. ~ ~ In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. ~ ~ If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. ~ ~ Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. ~ ~ Don't kill the dream - execute it ~ ~ Tears are the silent language of grief ~ ~ Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. ~
When tears flow in your eyes...	India 100 Years Back	HUMOUR .... No Chance
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