Jokes Of Mr. Bean

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	1) BRAIN TUMOR:  Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.  Mr. Bea n: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)  Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?  Mr. Bea n: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?  Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bea n: Because that proves that I have a brain!  2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:  Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bea n: 9  Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bea n: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!  3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:  Mr. Bea n: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.  Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bea n: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!  4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:  Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bea n: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.  Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?  Mr. Bea n: four asterisks (****)! 5) Marriage:  Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bea n: 16  Friend: Why? Mr. Bea n: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.  6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bea n: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.  Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bea n: Head Cleaner.  7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER: Mr. Bea n:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend.  (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bea n cries even louder  Friend: what now?  Mr. Bea n: my sister just called, her mom died too!  8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:  Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. Mr. Bea n: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.  9) Spelling lesson: Mr. Bea n's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c? Mr. Bea n: Make it three c to be sure!
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